last 2 words

Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

(What? They don't understand plain English? batEyes

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Tell them to eat some chocolate.

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Rob · Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:00 pm

"Some chocolate," muttered a hypnotized Savannah in disgust as she dumped the box of dark chocolates into the trash.

Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

(There is no hypnosis strong enough to make me do that, Robbie.

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"The trash is not a cookie jar!" exclaimed the puppy's exasperated owner.

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Lori · Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:20 am

"Exasperated owner, you need to calm down if you want your puppy to calm down," said the dog trainer.

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ingallsfan2008 · Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:29 pm

"Dog trainer, you are supposed to be helping me train my dog!" cried the owner of the dog.

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Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

The dog who weighed sixty pounds was being bullied by the twenty pound cat with the big smile.

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Alice · Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:49 pm

Big smile the cat did have on his face after putting that sixty pound pup in his place.

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He said life is made for you to live
The best love is the love that you give
There'll be times when you wanna hold on but you gotta let go
And I live by those words cause grandpa told me so

Lori · Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:32 am

His place is just around the corner.

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Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

"'The Corner'!?" exclaimed the new coroner in town, "Who forgot to put the O on my door?"

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Rob · Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:40 pm

Good one!

"My Door," sighed the woman wistfully, gazing at a picture of Jim Morrison.

Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

I like that!

"Jim Morrison! You met Jim Morrison?" asked the young girl in surprise. "I can't believe you met the creator of The Muppets!" batEyes

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Rob · Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:15 am

The Muppets got cancelled, and the next day Miss Piggy and Kermit were guests of honor at a big ham and frog leg dinner.

Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

Rob!

"Leg dinner burd ad you're fired!" the sneezing, stuffed up chef told the new cook.

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Rhonda · Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:08 pm

New cook came to the school and made food the children did not like.

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Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

"....Not like Mom used to make," the soon-to-be-wiser newlywed commented as he tasted his wife's first attempt at cooking dinner.

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ingallsfan2008 · Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:01 am

Cooking dinner is something I helped with yesterday.

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Rhonda · Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:41 am

With yesterday, goes today, another day to mark off the calendar.

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Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

The calendar pages seem to fall away more quickly every year.

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david · Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:12 pm

Every year we realize that not all of our predictions nor wishes come true.

Rhonda · Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:10 pm

"Come true, all wishes can come true" said Dorothy after clicking her heels together.

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Savannah · "Psalm 34" Number of posts: 23357 Mood:

"Heels together, for pity sake! You look like you've never walked in elf shoes before!" the play director shouted at the basketball players.

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Rhonda · Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:14 pm

SAVANNAH.......reminds me of Will Farrel in "Elf".......

Basketball players are getting ready to start up their season, as soon as football is over.

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Lori · Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:00 am

Is over the mantle a good place to hang this picture?

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Alice · Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:04 am

This picture was painted by a friend of mine and is very special to me.

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He said life is made for you to live
The best love is the love that you give
There'll be times when you wanna hold on but you gotta let go
And I live by those words cause grandpa told me so

Rhonda · Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:28 am

To me, the rain can stay away for a while longer.

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