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PostSubject: Automobile Acronyms   Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:18 am
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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot



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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:37 pm
Those are funny! My Grandfather is a big ford guy, and once I asked him if he knew what FORD stood for. (I was going to tell him Found On Road, Dead) then he said, "yea, means First On Race Day!" He got me pretty good.
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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:15 am
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GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:03 am
I showed those to my dad and Grandaddy yesterday, they thought they where FUNNY!
My dad said the Mopar stands for:
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:19 am
here's another one for chevrolet: Children have envinted very rich outomobiles leading everytime.
GMC: German Milk Cow, Grandma's milk cow or grandpa's milk cow.
Toyota: Try out your own trans am
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