Cat Rules

Subject: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:54 am

Cat Rules

- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up isn't sufficiently nailed down.

- At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Subject: Re: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:00 am

- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
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Subject: Re: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:54 pm

I'm not letting Opie read these rules. Especially Cat Rule #2!
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Subject: Re: Cat Rules Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:53 am

Cat Rule #2 is so funny. those rules sound like what my cat Shadow does. she is a nice cat but very hyper.
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Subject: Re: Cat Rules Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:01 pm

My cat's rule is hurry up! as she's trying to trip me so it will take longer to get fed.
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