New Old Sayings

Subject: New Old Sayings Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:45 am

New Old Sayings

1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.

2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

13. A chat has nine lives.

14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must come down.

17. Windows will never cease.

18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

19. Virtual reality is its own reward.

20. Modulation in all things.

21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

22. There's no place like ( http://www.)home(.com)

23. Know what to expect before you connect.

24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

25. Speed thrills.

26. Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

ROTFL

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Subject: Re: New Old Sayings Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:22 pm

Rhonda, those are really cute!
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Subject: Re: New Old Sayings Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:55 am

lol
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Subject: Re: New Old Sayings Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:02 pm

Subject: Re: New Old Sayings Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:32 pm

Thanks for the chuckle Rhonda!!
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Subject: Re: New Old Sayings Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:48 am

Those are TOO funny!! Laughing

Thanks for the laugh Rhonda
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