Only a Southerner

Subject: Only a Southerner Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:28 am

Only a Southerner

- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

- Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

- Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."

- Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, . as in: "Going to town, be back directly."

- Only a Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

- Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large peach cobbler!

- Only a Southerner grows up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

- Only a Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart" and go your own way.

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I am born and raised a Southerner too..........Southern California .......needless to say, I knew most all of these phrases before meeting and marrying my Southern husband from Arkansas
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Subject: Re: Only a Southerner Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:35 am

Subject: Re: Only a Southerner Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:44 am

Well thanks to the book 'The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood' and 'Little Altars Everywhere', I know some of these terms well! reader

Ya-ya!

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Subject: Re: Only a Southerner Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:36 am

Those were cool!

Subject: Re: Only a Southerner Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:42 pm

Well most of them were new to me, but entertaining to read LOL thanks Rhonda!
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