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Carol
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PostSubject: The Pasta Diet   Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:04 pm
A Diet for 2007


The Pasta Diet Thumbsup

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

eat CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. haha Cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Pasta Diet   Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:28 pm
Ain't it the truth?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pasta Diet   Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:30 pm
Carol wrote:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. haha Cheers


Je pense que vous avez raison, Carol. Je me sens meilleur déjà. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Pasta Diet   Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:45 pm
I'm glad you're feeling better already Rob GreenSmile

Yo hablare mas espanol desde ahora en adelante. Laughing
(I'll talk more in spanish from now on myself)
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PostSubject: Re: The Pasta Diet   Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:39 pm
Cheers I guess I am doomed! haha
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