Rhonda
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|  Subject: Cat Rules  Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:54 am | |
| Cat Rules   
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up isn't sufficiently nailed down.
- At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:00 pm | |
|  - Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
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Savannah
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:54 pm | |
| I'm not letting Opie read these rules. Especially Cat Rule #2!
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Rules Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:53 am | |
| Cat Rule #2 is so funny. those rules sound like what my cat Shadow does. she is a nice cat but very hyper.
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Rules Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:01 am | |
| My cat's rule is hurry up! as she's trying to trip me so it will take longer to get fed.
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