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 If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

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PostSubject: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 7:08 am

If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer



- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

- We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

- To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

- Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

- To undo a mistake, click on "back".

- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".


happy1 :sillySmiley::woohooo::idance:


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 9:23 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 10:23 am

That Would be nice lol


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 3:27 pm

lol..life be easy
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 8:45 pm

Oh boy...........Rhonda, there are a couple of those options that I could really use in life right now. And I know there are a couple that you could use, too! grinsmiley :muahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyMon Jul 16, 2007 11:15 pm

A few for the guys...

If someone's standing in front of the tv, press "shift"

Mother-in-law staying too long? Hit the "Home" key.

Forgot something important your wife just said? Page Up.

Want to skip to the end of the nagging your getting? Page Down

Hat keeps blowing off while you're golfing? Caps Lock

Need out of the house before your wife walks through the door and sees what you did to the dishwasher because you're too cheap to call a repair man?...
Escape
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyTue Jul 17, 2007 9:10 am

:Hahaha: Love 'em Larry.........


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyTue Jul 17, 2007 4:02 pm

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptySun Jul 29, 2007 2:57 pm

Those are all really good! I wouldn't mind using some of them in real life myself! :haha:


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Me either!

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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyTue Aug 07, 2007 7:39 pm

ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyTue Aug 07, 2007 7:46 pm

ROTFL :haha: Laughing Applause ☮ Thumbsup !!!!!!!!! lol

hmmm... :think: do ya'll think u could hook me up with someone to help me get a life like that?? :shifty: Whistle


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyThu Aug 09, 2007 4:55 pm

That would be great if life was like a compture!
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyFri Aug 10, 2007 2:55 pm

Has anyone else noticed how we often compare real life things to computer actions? Since I had my surgery and they put me on pills, my short term memory isn't what it used to be, so I often write myself little notes on a notebook sitting next to my chair, reminding me the next day of things I think I need to know but may forget.:think:

One morning the wife came through the living room and saw me reading it and asked, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "Oh, I'm just rebooting my hard drive."Thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyFri Aug 10, 2007 3:25 pm

flatbroke wrote:
Has anyone else noticed how we often compare real life things to computer actions? Since I had my surgery and they put me on pills, my short term memory isn't what it used to be, so I often write myself little notes on a notebook sitting next to my chair, reminding me the next day of things I think I need to know but may forget.:think:

One morning the wife came through the living room and saw me reading it and asked, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "Oh, I'm just rebooting my hard drive."Thumbsup

I understand you completely Larry. After going thru chemo twice, my memory was all but lost. They call it "chemo brain" and it is supposed to get better within 10-20 years.....by that time, I will be old and gray and have Alzheimer's. ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptySat Aug 11, 2007 5:15 am

Rhonda wrote:
I understand you completely Larry. After going thru chemo twice, my memory was all but lost. They call it "chemo brain" and it is supposed to get better within 10-20 years.....by that time, I will be old and gray and have Alzheimer's. ROTFL

Do I know you?:think:
*checks notebook*

Oh, HEY RHONDA!Cool
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If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer 4_1_201 We'll help each other remember and keep each other..............ummmm...................ummmmmm...........forget it! :unsure:


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PostSubject: Re: If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer   If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer EmptyFri Jan 13, 2012 8:08 pm

flatbroke wrote:
Has anyone else noticed how we often compare real life things to computer actions? Since I had my surgery and they put me on pills, my short term memory isn't what it used to be, so I often write myself little notes on a notebook sitting next to my chair, reminding me the next day of things I think I need to know but may forget.:think:

One morning the wife came through the living room and saw me reading it and asked, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "Oh, I'm just rebooting my hard drive."Thumbsup

i've noticed a lot


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