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Lily
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PostSubject: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:32 am

Here are the top 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered their managers for arriving late to work: OhMy

1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.

2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.

3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.

4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.

5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.

6. I was up all night arguing with God.

7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.

8. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.

9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.

10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.



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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:52 am

Haha nice thread, Lily. I don´t want to go to work tomorrow so I´ll just say my nose started to bleed because my finger "slipped" on the face lotion ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:05 am

LOL I'd like to use number #5 on my boss... Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:09 pm

#2 OhMy lol


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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:53 pm

#2 actually happened to me a few years ago. My 2 dogs were wrestling playing and somehow knocked over the phone and must of hit the speed dial for 911. Suddenly a knock on my door, I opened it and found 2 cops standing there... affraid They said someone called 911 from my house, I was just dumbfounded. They already knew it was probably an accidental call because they said the dispatcher heard the dogs playing over the phone but send the cops for precaution. I couldn't use this as an excuse because it happened on a Sunday. :haha:



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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:09 pm

ROTFL haha... OMG Lily... that must have been so embarrassing... But a funny story to tell afterwards.. You just gave me the laugh of today.. Thanks Wink
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:31 pm

Good job, dogs. Applause
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:34 pm

Lily!! :Hahaha: That had to have been funny . . . . later. :Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:54 pm

Lol! Well thank God they didn't accuse you of a prank call.

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:09 pm

wow
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:13 pm

Haha what a funny story Lily.


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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:04 pm

Well, needless to say, I was more embarrassed. My kids were away with my mom, I was alone with my dogs. When the cops questioned me about the call, I almost did wanted to say: "Oh it must've been my dogs..." ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: 10 Excuses   Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:09 am

Laughing


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