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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:42 am



Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:04 am

Rhonda wrote:
March Planned For Next August

Huh? that one was really weird...
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Rob
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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:24 am

Laughing Rhonda!

Two actual headlines I saw in recent years were:

America's Love Affair With Plastic Skyrockets

Effort To Feed The Needy Snowballs
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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:46 am

:Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:18 pm

Oh my. :haha:

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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:02 pm

:haha:



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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:03 pm

The crazy things people say. lol

Beckie


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PostSubject: Re: Funny News Headlines   Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:04 pm

funny


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