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Subject: From North Korea Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:26 pm
Here's a short propaganda film from North Korea called "How Americans Live Today." Note our obsession with eating and drinking snow, and eating birds to survive. This is why so many Americans are drastically underweight.
Savannah "Psalm 34"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:46 pm
"Drinking coffee made from snow....And buying guns to kill each other. Especially children." I shouldn't laugh because that's just so . . . wrong on so many levels. But I have to admit that I found it incredibly funny (in a warped way) that they had "drinking coffee made from snow" on the same level as "buying guns to kill each other..."
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:36 pm
"There are no birds in the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday."
Lori Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:44 am
Yeah, I thought that was funny, too, Rob. And also, "In other parts of the United States, which are often disguised as European countries ..." Clearly none of this was filmed in the U.S.
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:15 am
I hope you're not suggesting that the North Koreans would lie, Lori.
Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:04 am
Well, at least they gave us a cake! Better than that Parakeet I barbecued last Sunday!
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:19 am
And my roof was caving in, until Dear Leader provided me with sturdy North Korean material to fix it.
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:28 am
I think I shall drink some snow now, and eat that bird that is outside in the tree.... It IS Tuesday!
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:28 am
"The sick, the dead and the homosexual"?
Wasn't that a Spaghetti Western!
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:09 pm
But something was lost in the translation.
Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:12 pm
Rob wrote:
But something was lost in the translation.
Well! I guess one out of three ain't bad!
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
Savannah "Psalm 34"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:53 am
Rob wrote:
"There are no birds in the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday."
Today is Wednesday....And so all across America, people will be eating bird leftovers from Tuesday's dinner. Also...we have fresh snow here. Time for a drink!
Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:59 am
I could only catch a finch yesterday, so the leftovers are pretty skimpy. I'm hoping for a least a Robin next week. And it hasn't snowed here yet!
Need I say more?
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:04 am
You probably have all our warm-weather robins! Send 'em back!
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:04 am
I hope you don't die of thirst because you don't have any yummy snow to drink!
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:06 am
Yes, we need more birds up here... so many Americans are eating the birds around here that the pickings are getting pretty slim! Now that the Tuesday birds are gone, we will all have to live off of snow!
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:16 am
Well, not to brag, but I get wild turkeys in my yard.
Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:20 am
That's strange! I just saw a Robin with an MSU sweater on!
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:20 am
You haven't eaten them all yet?
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:22 am
Davetucson wrote:
That's strange! I just saw a Robin with an MSU sweater on!
I guess that was one of the few that escaped before Tuesday!
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Savannah "Psalm 34"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:34 am
Rob wrote:
Well, not to brag, but I get wild turkeys in my yard.
Party at Rob's house next Tuesday!!
LauraIngallsfan "Psalm 73"
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:37 am
I'll be there! Sounds YUMMY!
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:04 am
Rob Nip it in the bud!
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Subject: Re: From North Korea Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:32 am
Home 
I shouldn't laugh because that's just so . . . wrong on so many levels. But I have to admit that I found it incredibly funny (in a warped way) that they had "drinking coffee made from snow" on the same level as "buying guns to kill each other..." 
"There are no birds in the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday."
Also...we have fresh snow here. Time for a drink!
