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PostSubject: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:51 pm

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN


1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN
confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time,
breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
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The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and
fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and
discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown, - you
pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake
your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
swing
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Pacifier:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until
you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off
with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
_______________

Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need
it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if
needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to
complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby
Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry
cleaner.
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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call
home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave
a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she
sees blood.
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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older
child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the
children.
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to
the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for
the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from
his allowance!
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(The older the mother, the funnier this is!)
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GRANDCHILDREN:

God's reward for allowing your children to live!


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL I have 3 boys......so funny and so true!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:34 pm

Haha, that was funny!

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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:40 pm

Hmmmmm.......those could explain a lot about me: I'm the third born. :Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:46 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:07 pm

So true!! ROTFL

That explains why I so enjoy going to work now. LOL



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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:13 pm

Hey, were they videotaping my household?



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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:34 pm

lol


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:32 am

Misti wrote:
Hey, were they videotaping my household?

That sounds like my house too.ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:36 pm

that was really funny! of course i don't have kids yet! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:13 pm

Oh that is so true!! It is unbelievable how much you relax as you have more children..


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:27 pm

I heard that going through labor get's easier too. Is that true?

I want twin boys! Isaiah and Jonah. And a girl Simone. Maybe another girl too to even it off. I might name it Stella after my gram. Or Stephanie! grinsmiley

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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:48 pm

Well I should i feel I was the 7th Child lol But it's fun when you have a big family


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:45 am

Laughing That was funny.


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:26 pm

HAHA! That might explain me a little bit... (second child) ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:42 pm

i want to have alot of kids



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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:54 pm

me too
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:57 pm

LOL Rhonda!
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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:39 pm

LOL!


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:52 pm

LOL.(Only child here)


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:05 pm

Bahahahahaha! laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Birth Order of Children   Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:47 pm

must be nice to have sis,bro


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