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PostSubject: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:13 pm

I had my car inspected on Friday. I dropped off my car before work, then walked 2 blocks to my job. After work, I went to pick up my car. The mechanic who inspected my car said my car was in perfect health except a little nutty. (???) Huh? Well, apparantly a squirrel buried a walnut somewhere in my engine. I guess the little fella just wanted to start stashing his goods for the coming winter. ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:20 pm

:Hahaha: Lily! So, your car is a little nutty, too, huh? batEyes
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:32 pm

Lol Funny


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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:07 pm

Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:




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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:44 pm

Wow, be lucky it was that and not a bat sharing your car with you, lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:55 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:22 pm

Rhonda wrote:
Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:

Cashew see these jokes are going too far? batEyes
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:25 pm

hahaha that is soo funny!!!! ROTFL :haha:



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:05 pm

Rob wrote:
Rhonda wrote:
Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:

Cashew see these jokes are going too far? batEyes

Oh Rob...Shell I say it first? They're just not all they're cracked up to be!!! ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:46 pm

:Hahaha: Stop it!! You're killing me! ....... I'm so tired that these are hysterically funny to me, and make me laugh so much........and I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there! :Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:27 pm

Don't laugh until you read this: when I was litle, our car began to make odd things .It happened that a RAT had taken it as a nest for the winter. She would enter there every single night to sleep in the engine and she would bring things to it for our desperation, for we could not get rid of that rat, and every time we would put on the heat on the car, an awful odor would developpe in all the car. It was yucky. The little creature once brought a SOCK to the engine and later we found a whole potato there. Now, I find it funny, but it was awful back then. happily, the rat dissappeared and we didn't see her again after six months or so of fighting her. :hknight:

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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:27 am

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I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise?? OhMy
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:41 am

Rob wrote:
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I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise?? OhMy

Ya, she hit her head on the keyboard when she was laughing so hard!!! Ummm, right Savannah??? :unsure:



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:21 am

Rob, Rhonda, Savannah: All I can say is...it takes a nut to know one. :haha:

Well, this morning I got to work, parked my car in the lot, and I spotted that little fella, I immediately said to him: "I'm watching you little fella." I didn't realize that one of my co-workers was still sitting in her car getting ready to come out. OhMy Well, she saw me talking to the squirrel and said that I was a nut! affraid I guess I'm just as nutty as my car.
ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:34 am

Rhonda wrote:
Rob wrote:
Savannah wrote:
I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise?? OhMy

Ya, she hit her head on the keyboard when she was laughing so hard!!! Ummm, right Savannah??? :unsure:

:Hahaha: Well......not exactly, but it sounds good! LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:38 am

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Rob, Rhonda, Savannah: All I can say is...it takes a nut to know one. :haha:

Well, this morning I got to work, parked my car in the lot, and I spotted that little fella, I immediately said to him: "I'm watching you little fella." I didn't realize that one of my co-workers was still sitting in her car getting ready to come out. OhMy Well, she saw me talking to the squirrel and said that I was a nut! affraid I guess I'm just as nutty as my car.
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LOL! Well, if she's your co-worker, and is just NOW figuring that out........ grinsmiley batEyes I'm just saying....... :shifty:
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:49 am

Rhonda wrote:
Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:59 pm

lol


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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:28 pm

I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:11 pm

Rhonda wrote:
I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......Laughing

Ouch!!!ROTFL

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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:36 pm

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I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......Laughing

Last time I checked, the nuts on my wheels are tight..........Oh you meant behind the wheel..........? :unsure: That nut is still hard to crack sometimes. :Hahaha:



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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:44 am

Lily wrote:
Rhonda wrote:
I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......Laughing

Last time I checked, the nuts on my wheels are tight..........Oh you meant behind the wheel..........? :unsure: That nut is still hard to crack sometimes. :Hahaha:

Now ain't that the truth!!!! ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:43 am

:Hahaha: At least the squirrel wasn't throwing the walnuts at you, Lily. grinsmiley
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PostSubject: Re: A Nut Story   Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:12 pm

LOL Savannah!! ROTFL


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