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PostSubject: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:43 pm

Okay, so I thought it would be fun to write out a voicemail greeting from a character of LHOTP. You can make them funny or serious, whatever floats your boat grinsmiley



I'll start and this is Harriet's greeting: grinsmiley

"Nels? Is this thing on? (Nel's voice in background: Yes Dear) Ah... very well... You have reached Harriet Oleson, I am not home right now as I am on a mission involving money & profits so if you are kind enough to leave your name and number, I will return your call. (Silence) ... Okay machine you can beep now... Come on now Beep! Neeelllllssss! Oh for heavens sake, this thing won't --- "

*BEEP*

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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:46 pm

lol Carol!
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:21 pm

You have brains in your head, that's for sure, Carol! Applause

I loved it...But Imagine what will happen if the one who records the message in the "Beep" machine is Nellie...or, worse, nancy! ROTFL

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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:40 pm

Howdy folks, this is Isaiah Edwards. I am at my thinking place right now, so please leave me a message and old Dan Tucker will be sure to let me know that you called. Leave your message after the burp, I mean beep.
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:00 pm

You have reached the Oleson residence. How do you like our answering machine? My ma sent all the way to San Francisco for it you know. We're the first and only family to have one in Walnut Grove. My ma says that only people of high society have answering machines. Well, they do cost a pretty penny, but everyone knows that our family can afford it.
Please leave your message after the beep and we will return your call at our convenience.
Oh, and if you are Laura Ingalls, don't bother leaving a message for we will delete it promptly.
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:41 am

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:44 am

Hi, I'm Carrie Ingalls. I get to milk the cows! Ma says I'm not s'posed to use the phone, but I'm a big girl! Is this Alyssa? I've been walking around in the woods for days looking for you! ALYYYYYYYYSSA! I want some white sugar! Leave me a message, and I'll call you back after I go to the outhouse. Boo! I mean, bye!


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:31 am

Great Job Everyone. These are fun to read.
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:03 pm

Dang, we are good!
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:16 pm

ROTFL :haha: :Hahaha: Bliss

Wonderful!

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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:41 pm

BARK . . . . BARK!!! . . . . .woof-woof. . . . .BARK!! BARK-BARK!!!

"Jack! What are you barking at? . . . Jack? . . . . . . . . . MA!! JACK IS PLAYING WITH THE ANSWERING MACHINE AGAIN!"

*beeeeeeeeeeep*
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:11 am

LOL Savannah!
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:37 pm

Hello, you have reached the John and Sarah Carter residence, yes, we live in a shack, but it is our shack and if you don't like shack's then you aren't welcome in our shack....leave a message at the beep and we'll be sure to get back to you unless of course you are Sarah's father and then in that case, we'll tell you not to call our shack....Have a pleasant day.


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:54 pm

Kathleen Marie wrote:
Hello, you have reached the John and Sarah Carter residence, yes, we live in a shack, but it is our shack and if you don't like shack's then you aren't welcome in our shack....leave a message at the beep and we'll be sure to get back to you unless of course you are Sarah's father and then in that case, we'll tell you not to call our shack....Have a pleasant day.

ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:57 pm

those are soo funny!



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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:26 am

Very Cool you guys!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:41 pm

LMAO Kathleen!
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:07 am

As all the "old timers" on here know, John and Sarah Carter drove me crazy on that show and that is probably one of the dumbest lines ever written in the show!! All I do is scream out at the television, "you are a Michael Landon wannabee" "go away"!!


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:18 am

You have reached the home of Charles and Caroline Ingalls. Me and that "great big galoot" are unavailable right now as we have just relocated after losing our farm in Walnut Grove. The Carter family now live in our old shack but if you leave a message we'll return your call as soon as we finish building the new house, baking up a batch of cookies and telling Carrie that we'll be settling in soon so she doesn't wet her pants again". Have a pleasant day...


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:32 pm

Kathleen Marie wrote:
Hello, you have reached the John and Sarah Carter residence, yes, we live in a shack, but it is our shack and if you don't like shack's then you aren't welcome in our shack....leave a message at the beep and we'll be sure to get back to you unless of course you are Sarah's father and then in that case, we'll tell you not to call our shack....Have a pleasant day.


KATHY!!! That is SO great!! ROTFL

(So's your new one, but this is my favorite!!...you know how I feel about the Carters. grinsmiley )

Great thread, Carol...love your Harriet one! I'll have to keep thinking on this one...


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:01 am

I didn't like the Carter's living in the little house.
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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:45 am

Monica, I'm guessing there's not a single Little house fan out there who actually liked them living there. Whistle I'm really not sure what Michael Landon was thinking...he should have known that we would all have felt like there were intruders in the beloved Ingalls home! No


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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:57 pm

Ingalls home is ONLY theirs! Carter family: "go home!" :electrecute: Frying pan :bash:

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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:15 am

Vanesa wrote:
Ingalls home is ONLY theirs! Carter family: "go home!" :electrecute: Frying pan :bash:

Vanesa.

:agree:




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PostSubject: Re: Voicemail messages from Walnut Grove   Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:10 am

carolineingalls wrote:
Vanesa wrote:
Ingalls home is ONLY theirs! Carter family: "go home!" :electrecute: Frying pan :bash:

Vanesa.

:agree:

:yeahthat:
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