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Rhonda
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PostSubject: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:10 am

Innovative Uses for Fruitcake



- Hold up your car when changing tires

- Slice and use for poker chips

- Use it to carve your turkey on

- Use as replacement for Duraflame log

- Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent

- Use it as a seat at a stadium event

- Stand on it when you change a lightbulb

- Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving

- Replaces free weights when you work out

- Use as book ends at the school library




ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:13 am

:Hahaha: Who knew?
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:04 am

You mean there is more that I can do when I get a fruitcake, rather than regift it?


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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:29 pm

ROTFL Those are FUNNY!





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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:33 pm

LOL! I hate the stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:45 pm

You know........I don't know if I like it or not. I've never had the nerve to try it. Huh?
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:49 pm

LOL Savannah!
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:45 pm

ROTFL :haha: Applause

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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:05 am

More Uses for Fruitcake ROTFL



- Use as a doorstop

- Use as a paper weight

- Use to clean your pots and pans

- Use as boat anchor

- Use as bricks in fireplace

- Build a house with them

- Use it to hold up your Christmas tree

- Use as a pencil holder

- Give it to the cat for a scratching post

- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels



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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:07 am

A cat scratching post!! Perfect!! . . .. . . . Oh, Opie.......:Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:23 am

ROTFL I like the doorstop one!





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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:26 am

Rhonda wrote:
More Uses for Fruitcake ROTFL



- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels


I'm not so sure about that one, Rhonda..........wouldn't that be considered animal cruelty?? Huh? batEyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:45 pm

Rhonda wrote:
More Uses for Fruitcake ROTFL



- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels

I have one particular squirrel that I would LOVE to feed it to!! :shifty: :Hahaha:



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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:06 pm

Is fruitcake really THAT bad!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake   Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:16 pm

Yes it is, Danielle!
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