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someone emailed this to me it is soo funny!

Reasons not to mess with children.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing
was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They
will in a minute

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year
olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she
asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou
shall not kill."


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen
sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs
white, Mom? Her mother replied,
"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my
hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma,
how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each
to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the teacher, she's dead."


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter
clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face." "Yes," the class
said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"<BR><BR>A little
fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted
on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


ROTFL


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Laughing Applause These are funny.


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:Hahaha: Those are so funny, Emily!
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Lol. Good ones.
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i thought it was too funny not to post here every one has a good sense of humor


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Every time I wants to laugh for a while, I visit this Forum. Do you know that laughter is excellent to having a good health?

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Vanesa wrote:
Every time I wants to laugh for a while, I visit this Forum. Do you know that laughter is excellent to having a good health?

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thats kool i didn't know that


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LOL!! laugh3


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funny


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laugh3 These are funny. I love the last one.


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Buttercup wrote:
Reasons NOt to mess with children 85958 These are funny. I love the last one.



me too


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