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PostSubject: SAT Test Answers   Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:33 pm

The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.


OhMy :Hahaha:



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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:02 am

My boys are 2003, 2006 and 2008, so I KNOW it wasn't any of them!!!! Springdale is just an hour away, from us...............Sounds like someone just wanted to play with the people giving the test.........:Hahaha:



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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:00 pm

:Hahaha: Oh. My. Word.
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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:02 pm

Lily wrote:


Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

ROTFL I wish the SATs I took has those questions on them! I seem to remember making myself sick over a lot of confusing math questions.




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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:23 pm



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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:06 pm

Goodness me, what are they teaching school students? greenS


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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:23 pm

Laughing Those students are definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer, that's for sure...
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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:28 pm

nope.i guess in glass they on theire iphones


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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:25 pm

sweetkrissy2011 wrote:
nope.i guess in glass they on theire iphones

HeeHee I guess so.
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PostSubject: Re: SAT Test Answers   Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:07 pm

Smile


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