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abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.

carcinoma (n), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.

coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.

esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.



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These are wonderful, Rhonda! You are always finding hilarious stuff...I wonder where do you get it!

vanesa.

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coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.

That one's my favorite. :Hahaha: Those are hilarious, Rhonda!

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carcinoma (n), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.

This one threw me for a loop, because this word is actually related to cancer. I had "small cell carcinoma" and being I was born and raised in California.....I have to wonder now just how I came in contact with it......

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lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.

marionettes (n), residents of Washington DC who have been jerked around by the mayor.

negligent (adj), describes a condition where you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

gargoyle (n), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

semantics (n), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before mass.



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Nicotine~Action performed in an automobile when a high-schooler won't move out of your way.

:Hahaha: OH MY YES!!!!