It's so flat in Saskatchewan, you can watch your dog run away from home for a week.

•Saskatchewan is the only place in Canada where a woodpecker has to pack a box lunch.

• You can always tell people from Saskatchewan. When the wind stops blowing, they fall over.

• Crop's so short this year in Saskatchewan, gophers have to kneel down to eat.

• Talkative? That dude's got more tongue than a mountie's boot.

• So dry last week around Virden, Manitoba, that frogs were poundin' on the screen door, askin' for a dipper of water.

• So happy she had a grin as wide as the St. Lawrence

• Rain cleared up quickly this morning in Vancouver. Disappeared faster than a B.C. premier.

• So dumb he thinks Medicine Hat is a cure for head lice.

• He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.

• She's been married so many times, she's got veil rash.

• She was pure as the snow, but she drifted.

• La rondelle ne roule pas pour lui. The puck isn't going his way.

• She had a smile on her like poison come to supper.

• She's like CPR railway track. Been laid right across the country.

• Far as ever a puffin flew. (A long way in Newfoundland)

•How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.

Those are funny! Even to somebody who's never heard of Sas-what-a-ma-call-it!

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