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PostSubject: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:39 am

Martha and Maxine Cookoff




Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips

Maxine's Way*
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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Martha's Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Maxine's Way*
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

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Martha's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Maxine's Way*
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

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Martha's Way*
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Maxine's Way*
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

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Martha's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Maxine's Way*
Celery? Never heard of it!

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Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Maxine's Way*
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

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Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine's Way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Maxine's Way*
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

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Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Maxine's Way*
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!

ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:23 am

Thumbsup

I like that...

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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:03 am

ROTFL I think I'm with Maxine on the majority of those!
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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:52 am

ROTFL Those are hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:19 am

Gotta love that Maxine!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:11 pm

Carol wrote:
Martha and Maxine Cookoff


Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine's Way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Maxine's Way*
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!

ROTFL

Too funny. I have to say I've been more of a Maxine then a Martha - not particularly with these 2 (I just thought they were the funniest), but I'm a fan of buying Mrs. Smith's pies and telling the boyfriend that "I baked them". LOL.




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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:59 pm

ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:01 pm

:lol!:
Debbie wrote:
ROTFL I think I'm with Maxine on the majority of those!

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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Wed May 16, 2007 9:29 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Fri May 18, 2007 9:05 am

ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:27 pm

ROTFL funny


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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:17 am

ROTFL so funny.




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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:40 pm

she cracks me up


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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:42 pm

Haha loved them!! laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Martha vs. Maxine   Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:28 pm

PoorMartha,her show got cancled. ppl watch that young girls cooking show now


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