Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21164 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:14 am | |
| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM Quicky turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:12 am | |
| I love it!! | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:23 am | |
| :Hahaha: That is hilarious, Rhonda!! | |
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Lily "Beautiful Life"
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:53 pm | |
| This is so cute and funny. I love that!! :haha: "Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved." | |
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Farmer Girl Li'l Miss Milk Maid
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ChristinaAL Little House Lady
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:00 pm | |
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flatbroke Man of Constant Sorrow
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| Oh good grief. | |
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brenda_m Frontier Traveler
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| Subject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:31 pm | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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