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Rhonda
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PostSubject: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:14 am

If a packet hits a pocket
on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted
as a very last resort,

and the address of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon
puts your window in the trash,

and your data is corrupted
cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable
on the table at your house,
says the network is connected
to the button on your mouse,

but your packets want to tunnel
on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected
by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse,

then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang,
cause as sure as I'm a poet,
the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's
getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions
cause unnecessary risc,

Then you have to flash your memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quicky turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your mom!





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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:12 am

ROTFL I love it!!


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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:23 am

:Hahaha: That is hilarious, Rhonda!!
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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:53 pm

This is so cute and funny. I love that!! :haha:



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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:22 pm

:Hahaha:
I away's have like Dr. Seuss!!





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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:00 pm

Speaking from experience, I have definitely wanted to RAM my ROM, when my computer acts up! ROTFL Thanks, Rhonda! Thumbsup




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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:22 pm

Oh good grief. ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:31 pm

LOL!


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PostSubject: Re: If Dr. Seuss Was a Technical Writer   Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:24 pm

Laughing


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