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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:20 am

Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp



..They told me to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", they put "Sagittarius."
..They asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..They studied for a blood test.
..They thought they needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..They sold the car for gas money!
..when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.
..when they went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," they turned around and went home.
..when they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.
..They think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if they spoke her mind, they'd be speechless.
..They thought that they could not use their AM radio in the evening.
..They had a shirt that said "TGIF," which they thought stood for: This Goes In Front.




ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:08 pm

:Hahaha:


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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:46 pm

That's hilarious!!!! Keep them coming! ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:11 pm

:haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:13 pm

:Hahaha: I love those!
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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:42 pm

How do you come up with these things, Rhonda? They are hilarious Laughing .
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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:34 am

ROTFL oh, so funny.




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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:48 am

Some I don't get but others- laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp   Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:30 pm

ROTFL


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