What Would You Do If.......

Call in Sick if i was still in pain once it was time





WWYDI: Someone broke into your house and Stole all of you Little House DVD's and Books?

I'd track them down like the dirty dogs they are!

WWYDI you fell asleep every time you turned on your computer?

Turn it on ALL the time lol





WWYDI: Someone Stohl your Pie

Make a fresh one, and hope that the person who stole the pie got hives from it.

WWYDI you had a friend/co-worker who followed you everywhere you went?

Make a Police Report





WWYDI: Some one Wanted to you to be there Children Godmother or Father

I would apologize profusely to the person and hope that they understood that normally, my cat is very kind and gentle.

WWYDI you had a friend that always called you only when they wanted something?

Well, put up with them for a while, then I'd probably tell'm to beat it!

WWYDIY got your water bill, and it was so high, you knew there was no way it could be yours?

I would be on the phone calling the water "folks" getting it all straightened out.



WWYDIY got lost driving in the dark but ended up on the road to the Little House???!

I'd make sure I had those with me who I really wanted with me - and I'd get lost.

WWYDIY bought a trunk at an auction, and when you opened it, you found that it was a means of time travel - but you had no guarantee of where you'd end up?

I'd give it to my greatest enemy and hope they got lost!

WWYDI you had a paper due tomorrow, but a friend called you with an extra ticket to a concert for tonight, that you had been really wanting to go to?

I'd work on the paper until it was time to leave........go to the concert.....then come home and finish the paper.

WWYDI you awoke to a foot of snow on the ground, and you were supposed to drive out of town that morning?

I'd either take my chances or change my plans.

WWYDIY: you forgot the all your passwords for your internet accounts?

I've done that before and had to get all new passwords. It stinks getting old.

WWYDI a friend called to say she'd be over in 5 minutes and your house was a disaster?

Sleep near a heating vent.

What would you do if someone offered you a six figure salary to join a travelling circus?

I'd kick his booty and take what was rightfully mine!!

WWYDI you lost a treasured piece of jewelry that had great sentimental value?

Look for it

What would you do if the sky turned green?

try and turn in back blue. It's so pretty blue. if that didn't work, I try and turn the grass blue!

WWYDI you went to bed tonight, woke up, and it was Wendsday, and not Tuesday?

I'd be very grateful. (Think you could do anything about that, Farmer Girl? )

WWYDIY got a package that was addressed to you, and when you opened it, it contained hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Jump up and down and do a happy dance. Then I would wonder where it came from.

WWYDI you found out that you won a trip, but then realized that you had to spend part of the time listen to someone try to bully you into getting a timeshare?

Hmmmm. It depends on where the trip is to. If it was somewhere that I really wanted to go, I'd be very open with the salesperson and tell them that they were wasting their breath, and might as well enjoy the vacation, because I'm not going to buy a timeshare. If they continued to prattle on, I could always pull out a pair of earplugs and a good book, and read while they chattered aimlessly on.

WWYDI you found a rainbow growing like a tree in your backyard?

Try to find a way to make a buck off it.

WWYDI your best friend committed a felony and asked you to lie to the police to keep him out of jail?