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Misti
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PostSubject: Installing a husband   Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:27 pm

Hey all! I wasn't sure how many people visit the jokes section, so I thought I'd put it here. Sound familiar?? ROTFL

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support



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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:49 pm

:Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:29 pm

ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:09 am

I'm behind the times. Where do I go to download Boyfriend 5.0?


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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:11 am

LIWnut wrote:
I'm behind the times. Where do I go to download Boyfriend 5.0?
Nevermind, my system is too old anyway.


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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:48 am

I wish I had seen this before I upgraded to Husband 1.0. ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:09 am

:haha:





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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:39 am

Who do you call when your system crashes? Huh?








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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:09 pm

ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:05 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:32 pm

I've noticed none of the guys have said anything on this thread so far....grinsmiley





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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:08 pm

mybe the guy's don't wanna say anything cuz they don't wanna get in trouble ..lol
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:17 am

Chicken....brock..brock..brock...BROCK!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:30 am

Applause
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:04 am

Misti wrote:
Chicken....brock..brock..brock...BROCK!!!

I didn't mind the brock brock brock, but that last BROCK was really uncalled for. mad
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:55 am

Farmer Girl wrote:
I've noticed none of the guys have said anything on this thread so far....grinsmiley

This is my response post.



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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:07 pm

Coach Jon wrote:
This is my response post.

:haha:.....I think.












grinsmiley





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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:50 pm

I'm upgrading to Husband 1.0 in a year and 3 months... ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sun May 29, 2011 2:48 am

laugh3 laugh3

ROTFL THIS IS SOO FUNNY!


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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:21 am

too funny. ROTFL ROTFL

I hope, you don't mind me sharing this.




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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:43 pm

Laughing


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