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Savannah
"Psalm 34"
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PostSubject: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptySun Feb 10, 2008 1:55 pm

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats:

1. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.


2.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

3. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. ( I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.)

4. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required.


To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:


1 They live here. You don't.


2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)


3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.


4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:


1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don 't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptySun Feb 10, 2008 3:10 pm

I need this for my 3 cats and now 2 dogs. Jake's girlfriend got him a pitbull puppy for Valentine's day. When I get the pics downloaded, I will post one....He is adorable!! Love


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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptySun Feb 10, 2008 3:24 pm

:Hahaha: I love them Savannah!!! How true!!! They ALL applied to me!!!

Looking forward to your pic of pitbull pup. HURRY UP RHONDA!!
:Hahaha:


"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Feb 11, 2008 2:59 pm

A PITBULL?????? HUMMMMM Whistle That should be fun....just like bringing home a new baby! I dont wish that first year of housebreaking on anyone.....it was so hard breaking Heidi. We still clap when she goes.....maybe we embarrassed her too much! LOL


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It is the lack of Christianity that has  brought us where we are. Not a lack of churches or religious forms but of the real thing in our hearts.  LIW.....Words From a Fearless Heart
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Rob
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Feb 11, 2008 5:06 pm

Those are great, Savannah. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Feb 11, 2008 6:29 pm

ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyFri Feb 22, 2008 8:08 pm

Since Savannah's thread always get hijacked by all of us, one more..........what the heck! Whistle grinsmiley


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"Dogs Welcome"


A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

"I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."


"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."
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Savannah
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyFri Feb 22, 2008 8:09 pm

:Hahaha: Lily, I love it!!
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ROTFL :Hahaha: those are soo funny!


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ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Jul 04, 2011 1:16 am

I love it. Yup, I think my dog,Leia my adopted daughter. Pets are easier to pet-sit. Cause they don't ask you this or that. than human kids.


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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Jul 04, 2011 2:49 am

ROTFL ROTFL

Do you have these signs hung on your home Savannah?? HeeHee


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PostSubject: Re: For people who belong to their pets   For people who belong to their pets EmptyMon Jul 11, 2011 10:37 pm

We don't.

I think I used to have a sign saying,"Reserved parking for Labrador Lovers"[We have a golden lab] grinsmiley


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aw


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