last 2 words

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:06 pm

No Sense is what some people Have

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:17 pm

Savannah wrote:: "Of know! OF KNOW! OF KNOW!" the crowd mindlessly chanted, unconcerned that it made no sense.

Best post ever. ROTFL

"People have 32 teeth and pianos have 88 keys," repeated the dentist over and over, praying he wouldn't get the two mixed up again.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:11 pm

"Up again?" questioned the father to his young son who had just visited the bathroom for the thirteenth time in the same night.

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Same night I have the same shift.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:36 am

Same shift, is better then working the swing shift.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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Shift gears.

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shift gears to get the car going faster

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:58 pm

Going faster and faster, I slammed onto my brake and stopped the car just in time.

"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:26 pm

In time you will see the power of education and the time value of money.

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"Of Money, and Mayhem and True, True Love" Emma sighed happily, "That's the perfect title for my novel!"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:20 pm

My novel has yet to be written.

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"Be written!" shouted the angry King.
"No dear," his wife whispered, "You're supposed to say 'Be gone' ".

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Be gone bad luck.

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bad luck is not good

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:22 am

"Not good," said the dentist, shaking his head as he looked in Jacob's mouth.

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Jacob's mouth needs some more dental work done.

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Rob wrote:: "Not good," said the dentist, shaking his head as he looked in Jacob's mouth.

"Work . . . done. . . " panted the exhausted student as she handed in her assignment.

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her assignment was ten pages long

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Pages long for words to be written on their lonely lines.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:07 pm

Lonely lines began to show up on her stressed out face.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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"Out! Face the consequences of eating her chocolate!"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:54 pm

Her chocolate has to be dark or she would refuse to eat it.

"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."

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eat it! the mother told her son to eat it!

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"Eat it and die" said Little Mama, as someone reached for her last piece of dark chocolate. batEyes

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Dark chocolate is very good.