An Open Letter to....

Write an letter to anyone about any topic you like.

I will start.

Dear Mr. Weatherman,

I want to thank you for the recent weather forecast. I was so tired of this heat and I was jumping for joy when I saw in your forecast that this Saturday it will be about 74 degrees with some rain. Yahooo! Looking foward to more reports as the temperatures start cooling down.

Sincerely,

Happy Girl in California

Dear Mother Nature,

If you would do me a favor and send some rain my way, I would really appreciate it. Rain about every two weeks, though it doesn't have to be a downpour, a little once in awhile would be great.

I do, though, appreciate the cool, crisp evenings thought I wouldn't mind if the days could cool off a little bit. The 80's you sent our way last week was truly appreciated!

Thanks!
Sweating a bit in Texas

Dear Sign Language Instructor,

Thank you for cancelling class tonight so that you could go out of town. I've been really stressed out lately and the break is really nice. I hope you are enjoying your trip.

Thank you,

Student Enjoying the Break

Dear Queen B,

I have to tell you that the size of your nest is getting a little too big for my comfort level. I'm afraid I will have to exterminate you as I still remember the pain from a time I got stung one time in the park and I do not care for that to happen to me again. As you know.. the coming cold weather is on my side.

Sincerely,

Girl with a plan

Dear Mother Nature,

Please send some of Misti's weather my way! I've never seen so much water in my life and quite frankly, I'm getting tired of it! Just the odd dry day would do! It doesn't even have to warm.

Yours hopefully,

Waterlogged, wet and miserable Maureen

Dear Paula Deen,

I'm going to attempt a breakfast supper of pancakes, sausage, bacon and biscuits. Please send good thoughts my way that it will all go as smoothly as it looks on tv and that my family can be forever grateful for the project I undertook.

Sincerely,
A woman who is no food network star

Dear fellow gamer,

So you laughed at me when I was next in line to play you in Street Fighter. Maybe my cute girly outfit threw you off, but how does it feel to get you face and legs kicked so many times by my awesome girl Chun-Li? Who'se crying now?

Sincerely,

Female With Firepower

Dear Mr. Flue Bug,

Thank you, for making ALL my boys sick. I love cleaning up barf, and wiping snotty noses. You can leave anytime! You are not welcome!

Sincerely,

Sick of barf, and snotty noses

Susie, sorry the kids are sick. I loved your open letter.

Dear customer who had a bad day,

Please leave your bad day at the door before you come into my store. Just because I asked you, and nicely I may add, to unload your hand basket, you did not have to get nasty with me, then call my boss the next day and lie on me that I told you rudely to do it.

Everyone else who comes in, unloads their own stuff, and I do it when I shop at other places. I am not a maid.

Sincerely,

A disgruntled worker

Dear God,

Cut me a break man...I'm only human.

Sincerely,

Me.

Dear boss,

Please stop being such a condescending, know it all, rude, insensitive, cheap, pain in the butt, impatient, not caring employer!

The environment that I am in is dragging me down faster than anything else in my life. The job itself is O.K., but when you have me do all the extra work that you should be doing, it ticks me off a bit.

If anything new comes along, I am outta here!

Sincerely,
Your frustrated employee

Dear Boss of Misti,

Please make her quit whining.

Thanks.

flatbroke wrote:

Dear Boss of Misti,

Please make her quit whining.

Thanks.

Dear Mr. Bradford,

I will have plenty of time not to whine when I am dead.....since I am alive :box: :bash: :laser: :triciclekid: :1053:

Cordially,
Mrs. Clifton

Misti wrote:

Dear boss,

Please stop being such a condescending, know it all, rude, insensitive, cheap, pain in the butt, impatient, not caring employer!

The environment that I am in is dragging me down faster than anything else in my life. The job itself is O.K., but when you have me do all the extra work that you should be doing, it ticks me off a bit.

If anything new comes along, I am outta here!

Sincerely,
Your frustrated employee

Thanks for writing my letter for me Misti. LOL. The only thing I have to add is:

HA Sucker, I worked my last day at your job on Friday and I am sooo glad that I won't have to worry about you anymore. I have met my new boss and she is a sweetie. You need to take lessons from HER!

Have a great life,
A Now Happy Employee

Dear kids of mine,
Could you please listen in school and just do well (my oldest)? I want you to do well and not get stuck repeating 5th grade.
Could you please stop being a daredevil (my middle one)? I really don't want to have to deal with more booboos then I must with you. This fractured finger deal is enough, don't you think?
Could you Princess Sassy and Cute (my youngest) please, PLEASE, PLEASE stop having terrible 2 tantrums? At least for a couple days a week.
Could you please give me a little more time and listen more to me (my husband who is my 4th kid)? I've got needs to you know?

Love,
Your Very Tired Mom (and Wife)

MattLabMyLove wrote:

Dear Paper Boy,

Will you please stop throwing my newspaper on my sidewalk and try to get it actually on my porch?

Signed,

Annoyed

:Hahaha: Love it. :Hahaha:

Dear God,

I would appreciate if you would give my brother what is coming to him for all the heartache he has caused in the family, especially to Mom and Dad. I feel like he has gotten away with so much bad stuff and yet he continues on with his life like nothing at all happened. Also, God, please help me with my anger towards this whole situation because it is affecting my life in a negative way.

Aw, Kathy. :alright:

I'll be okay Amy...my parents are talking about selling their home so they can pay off a home equity line that my brother was suppose to have taken care of out of his business. My mom and dad opened it up to help him get started and he left them with $40,000.00 in debt. They own a mobile home in a retirement village and it is paid off, so they want to sell it, pay off the home equity line and start renting out by us in Indiana. It is more difficult to see my parents so hurt and divided over this whole situation. My mother still communicates with my brother and my Dad wants nothing to do with him anymore. I never thought something like this could happen in our family. We all made a lot of mistakes trusting him and we learned a valuable lesson, but it is still difficult to just forget about your own sibling. My parents have changed so much in the last year and there is nothing any of us can do to fix them...

Okay, enough of my venting...