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PostSubject: Things that go bump   Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:48 pm

It's a good thing this section doesn't specify that these have to be good jokes. :Hahaha:

A friend sent this to me, and since it made me laugh.....I thought I'd share it.


A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:20 am

Oh dear...I had to think about that for a moment! :Hahaha: :tapdance:
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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:13 pm

:Hahaha:


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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:25 pm

ROTFL :Hahaha: :Hahaha:

that is soo funny! lol



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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:57 am

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHIND !!!!! ITS 3 IN THE MORNING I AM SOOOOOOOOO WAKING EVERYONE UP! Applause ROTFL Laughing :haha: :idance:
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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:43 pm

Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Things that go bump   Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:55 pm

I don't get it. scratchead


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