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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:12 pm

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.



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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:57 am

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.

8. Here's the number for the exterminator we use. You may want to keep him on speed dial.





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:11 am

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.
8. Here's the number for the exterminator we use. You may want to keep him on speed dial.
9. Tell them it's haunted.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:38 am

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.
8. Here's the number for the exterminator we use. You may want to keep him on speed dial.
9. Tell them it's haunted.
10. There's a guy named Larry living in the attic.

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:43 pm

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.



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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:12 am

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:26 am

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:10 pm

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.



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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:04 pm

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping


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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:47 am

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:06 pm

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:45 am

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________.
8. Your husband/wife asks "Can we go home now?"





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:14 pm

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________.
8. Your husband/wife asks "Can we go home now?"
9. Turn on the TV while your Spouse is Talking


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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:22 am

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________.
8. Your husband/wife asks "Can we go home now?"
9. Turn on the TV while your Spouse is Talking
10. Buying a new house with a mother-in-law suite for your wife to live in.

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building.

1. Do something to the elevator so it won't work.





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:36 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building.

1. Do something to the elevator so it won't work.

2. Jump out the window......... :unsure:



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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:37 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:16 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. Yell "fire!"





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:08 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:11 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:03 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.
7. Say you have a bomb.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:32 pm

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.
7. Say you have a bomb.
8. Start singing very loudly as you hold out a cup to collect money.





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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:13 pm

name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. wear heels
7. say you have a bomb
8. start singing loudly as you hold out a cup to collect money
9. forget your cell phone at the top
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:12 am

name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. wear heels
7. say you have a bomb
8. start singing loudly as you hold out a cup to collect money
9. forget your cell phone at the top
10. Forget your camera.

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Ten things you shouldn't do when you set up your fish tank.

Buy fish that you know won't get along with each other.






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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:42 pm

Ten things you shouldn't do when you set up your fish tank.

1.Buy fish that you know won't get along with each other
2.Putting a Trutle in there that eats the Fish


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PostSubject: Re: 10 things you shouldn't do   Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:58 pm

Ten things you shouldn't do when you set up your fish tank.

1.Buy fish that you know won't get along with each other
2.Putting a Trutle in there that eats the Fish
3. Swim in it. :]



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