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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:05 pm

:haha: I love this poem!!



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:12 pm

Are you sure it was not for "The salad Day"??? ROTFL Wonderful, Rhonda!!! :haha:

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PostSubject: Very punny!   Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:39 pm

A friend sent me some more puns today, and I thought you all might like them, too. :Hahaha: I love these!


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:01 pm

Those are great. :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:08 pm

I particularly like the tainted money one. :Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:51 am

Love em! ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:16 am

:Hahaha: Those are great Savannah.......very punny indeed........thanks for the laugh, I needed one.....



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:09 pm

Ha. Those are very funny. My favorite are yo mama jokes...


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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:34 pm

laugh3 I love those!


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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:13 pm




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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed May 09, 2012 11:09 pm




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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Thu May 10, 2012 4:27 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun May 13, 2012 9:07 pm

HeeHee Love it!


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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:36 pm




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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:06 pm




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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:03 pm


Pun With Monks HeeHee


Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turns the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk."



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:46 pm

My Job Searches HeeHee

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, But that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life. But just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker. But any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor but didn't have any patience.
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks. But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT....

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:35 pm

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