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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:30 pm


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Some friars needed to raise more money for books for the school, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good brothers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:31 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:15 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:51 pm

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“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:41 am

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PostSubject: His last pun   Sat May 25, 2013 8:57 pm

HeeHee Blue lol



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Sat May 25, 2013 9:30 pm

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:07 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:55 pm

ROTFL laugh3 HeeHee




“It was a huge shock when it came and very excited“

This was the duchess of cambridges take on how she felt when William proposed during their official engagement interview with ITN reporter Tom Bradby. There was a real giggle at the end. Cute.
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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:16 am


C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.



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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: That's so punny!   Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:35 pm

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