Susie, come out, come out, wherever you are

I have her in my basement. Y'all can have her back for a dollar.





And some Twinkies. We like Twinkies.

Well, I am short on change this week and I am sure her husband would spend a whole lot more to get her out......or you can trade his wife for yours.....and you thought Leslie was working at the motel.....she is now running Susie's house of boys....... :Hahaha:

Eh, I think I'll keep them both. Susie doesn't eat much, and quite honestly, with all those young'uns running around, she can use the break. (Oh, btw, Leslie's a manager at a Pizza Hut now. She got tired of the hospitality trade for a while. Can't blame her)


If anybody wants Susie back, it's now TWO dollars.









And still the Twinkies. The good ones too, not those generic ones that always jip you on the white creme filling.

If these demands aren't met within 24 hours, to price goes up to...hold on a minute....

*confers with Susie*

Three dollars, two boxes of twinkies, some Yoo-Hoo, and a Dale Earnhart Jr. poster.

I have a dollar off coupon on a box of Twinkies. Does that count?

flatbroke wrote:

Three dollars, two boxes of twinkies, some Yoo-Hoo, and a Dale Earnhart Jr. poster.

Good Lord, man, do you think we're made of Twinkies and Yoo-Hoo?

I wrote her an email but i guess she can't check her emails in larrys basement

Susie......we are missing you!!! Please check in if you can.....:unsure:

Hey Susie,

This place ain't the same without you. Grab a large block of wood and hit Larry over the head so you can escape from his basement.

If that doesn't work, just withhold his moonshine. He'll willingly let you go for a swig or two.

Come back to us soon.

Cheryl

COME BACK SUSIE

Yes...Come back! I was an awful amount of time far away and I missed this place as it it was my own home. I'm sure you are feeling the same.

Vanesa.