What Would You Do If.......

I'd probably be quite thin.

WWYDI whatever you dreamed at night came true the next day?

I would hope that I would be having some VERY pleasant dreams....


WWYDI you were listed on the "DO NOT CALL" list and a telemarketer kept calling and the number came up as "UNKNOWN"?

I'd screen my calls through my answering machine.

WWYDI your phone leaked every time it rained?

Drink from it when I am thirsty.

What would you do if your car broke down amid a snowstorm?

I'd take lots of pictures. A snowstorm in August is pretty rare, even in Michigan.

WWYDI you lost your voice for a month?

I guess start writing

WWYDI: Had a Nighmare during the night then woke up and found out you were out side?

I'd wonder how I got outside.

WWYDI you knew that something horrible was about to happen to you and you couldn't stop it.

Try to make the best out of it and try to prepare for it



WWYDI: You had the chance to go back in time

And edited with a new WWYDI, which will hopefully be less of a game-stopper.

I spent three months and three days thinking about that other question, and just when I came up with the perfect answer... poof, it's gone!

The phone this dog grabbed, is it the cheap kind that you buy a phone card for, or one of them fancy ones with an expensive calling plan?

I bet you don't even remember what the other question was, you fiend.

And regrettably, the phone is a pricey one. So whatcha gonna do?

Savannah wrote:

I bet you don't even remember what the other question was, you fiend.

Sure I do. "WWYDI a Zen master asked you to describe the sound of one hand clapping?" Three months of meditation and I almost had the answer.

Okay, I would try to shift the dog's attention away from the phone by waving a treat in front of his craven snout.

WWYDI you found out your neighbor was cheating on his taxes?

I missed being scowled at until just now! (I hope your face didn't freeze that way. )

Now let's see......If I found out my neighbor was cheating on his taxes...I'd either threaten him with my pan, or threaten to tell his wife. Either way he'd be doomed.

WWYDI you lost internet service for a month?

Go to the library at least once a day to visit the prairie. This is the only site I couldn't live without.

WWYDI you woke up one morning with no recollection of who you were?

Mmm

If I didn't know who I was I guess I couldn't pay my bills


WWYDI a friend offered you hang gliding lessons?

Tell them all who I was!

WWYDI someone robbed your house?

call the police

What Would You Do If.................ur pet got stolen?

Call the police.

WWYDI internet cut out for a week?

Id be bored...but id catch up some reading.



What Would You Do If you won money?

Pay off my house and donate to an animal shelter.


WWYDI you got invited to the White House?

Go!

WWYDI someone gave you a free air ticket to Tasmania?

Hop on a plane and go!


WWYDI you were stuck in the middle of a lake with no oars or motor for your boat?

call for helpo on the cell lol


What Would You Do If. u locked ur keys in ur car in the middle of nowwhere?