WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Well... let's look at some answers...
: For the greater good.
* Captain James T Kirk
: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* Bill Gates
: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
* Charles Darwin
: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
* Albert Einstein
: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* Hillary Clinton
: That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, witholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
* Martin Luther King, Jr
: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
* Ernest Hemingway
: To die. Alone. In the rain.
* Official Chicken Representative
: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: -
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous side;
Or to take arms against a road of troubles,
And by crossing end them?
* Dr Seuss
: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. Why he crossed, I've not been told!
: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and, by gosh, that was good enough for us!
* Colonel Sanders
: I missed one?