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Rhonda
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PostSubject: For Our Music Students   Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:33 am

Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams 🎻

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

- All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

- Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

- A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

- Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

- A harp is a nude piano.

- Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.

- I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

- My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

- Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

- Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.


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PostSubject: Re: For Our Music Students   Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:53 am

:Hahaha: OH MY WORD!
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PostSubject: Re: For Our Music Students   Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:39 am

Rhonda wrote:
- Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.

I think that answer was mine :unsure: Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: For Our Music Students   Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:54 am

This is great, Rhonda! LOL...especially love "Beethoven's Erotica" and "Rap City in Blue"! Laughing


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