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Lily
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PostSubject: Famous Quotes   Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:10 pm

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement .
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
&n bsp;-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant f form of misery.
-- Spike Milligan

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
-- Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
-- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere
-- Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.




"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:20 pm

Those are great, Lily! Applause
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:34 pm

:Hahaha: LOVE 'EM!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:17 pm

Oh, I love these! Especially the Eleanor Roosevelt one! Laughing Thanks for sharing, Lily!


“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

~Mother Teresa
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:54 pm

Those are sooo funny!



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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:07 pm

Good quotes
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Quotes   Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:12 pm

Thumbsup


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