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Julia
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PostSubject: Euro Speak   Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:42 am

Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


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PostSubject: Re: Euro Speak   Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:15 am

Julia!!

I'm not sure that our dear Fife's nerves will be able to withstand the trauma of reading that entire post.
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PostSubject: Re: Euro Speak   Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:44 am

It's a crime wave! Welcome to the Prairie, gateway to Las Vegas! Sin City is what it is!



That's hilarious, Julia!
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PostSubject: Re: Euro Speak   Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:07 am

HAHAHAHAHA! I love these photos you all come up with!


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PostSubject: Re: Euro Speak   Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:26 pm

ROTFL you lot! ROTFL

Oh and...



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PostSubject: Re: Euro Speak   Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:15 pm

Yikes OhMy Laughing


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