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PostSubject: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:49 pm

My sister-in-law bought my girls makeup for Christmas. They like to get dolled up and have tea parties. On Christmas night, they walked into our bathroom to get made up, and while they usually do a very nice job, this time they decided to use black eye shadow to paint their entire faces so they could look like little black kitties. It took forever to wash that stuff off.

Last night, I had a meeting. I hadn't seen most of these people in probably four years, so I decided to put makeup on so I would look like something other than a disheveled mother and frumpy housewife. I can't see anything without my glasses on, but I have to take them off to apply makeup, so I removed them and put on my blush. What I could see looked awfully dark, so I put my glasses back on. My cheeks were a grotesque mix of pink and black--mostly black, which was immediately sucked into my pores and made me look like SpongeBob after he got dragged through the mud.

I'm guessing either the Lil Diva or the Lil Princess used my brush to paint her face on Christmas and just never said anything.

And the lesson for today is: Always check your makeup brushes before applying your blush.



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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:52 pm

Cheryl! I really hope that you were able to get the black off before your guests came. But what a funny story!

And you don't look like a frumpy housewife.
You're beautiful! I especially love the picture you used for your book
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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:25 pm

It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to wash it off and reapply everything in time.

Thanks Savannah. I can't tell you how much work I had to do to look good for that picture. grinsmiley


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:32 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL awww.kids


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:34 pm

Too funny Cheryl! Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

Laughing At least they wouldn't know if you were embarrassed and blushing yourself....



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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:23 pm

Poor Cheryl! Glad you got sorted before your guests arrived.

And I can't believe it took any time at all to make you up for the pics in the book.

Beautiful, inside and out.




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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:30 pm

That story would be perfect for Readers Digest!!


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:48 pm

Aren't kids just a JOY?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:16 am

Oh, Cheryl! Said me you didn't look like SpongeBob! ROTFL

It reminds me of my granny's best friend , who was a teacher, and used to dye her hair in dark blonde. Once, I don't know what happened with the thing she was aplying to her head, and when she looked on the mirror, she saws that something was going WRONG. She hurried to wash her hair, but it was late...It looked exactly the same shade than the courtain of her bathroom: DEEP RED! affraid She couldn't take it away, and next morning she MUST go to school in THAT state...Her pupils were all boys...and they were 17 years old.

Of course they laughed at her calling her "The Punk Teacher"....And just think the lady was in her 60's . laugh3

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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:45 am

laugh3 Cheryl that is to funny


ROTFL Vanesa I would of loved seeing that lol


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:13 am

carolineingalls wrote:
And I can't believe it took any time at all to make you up for the pics in the book.
Beautiful, inside and out.

You’re a sweetheart, Maureen. Thanks so much. You’ve touched my heart.

Joe wrote:
That story would be perfect for Readers Digest!!

Like one of those short little funny blurbs in between the stories?

Amy wrote:
Aren't kids just a JOY?!?!?!

I keep telling myself that Amy, because I might kill them otherwise.

Vanesa wrote:
Oh, Cheryl! Said me you didn't look like SpongeBob!

It really was horrible. I have large pores, another reason I don’t wear makeup often, and the black just sank right in. I’m standing in front of the mirror trying to wipe this mess off my face, and it’s stuck into the crevices. I need to haul out the cold cream to remove it all.

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It reminds me of my granny's best friend , who was a teacher, and used to dye her hair in dark blonde. Once, I don't know what happened with the thing she was aplying to her head, and when she looked on the mirror, she saws that something was going WRONG. She hurried to wash her hair, but it was late...It looked exactly the same shade than the courtain of her bathroom: DEEP RED! affraid She couldn't take it away, and next morning she MUST go to school in THAT state...Her pupils were all boys...and they were 17 years old.

Of course they laughed at her calling her "The Punk Teacher"....And just think the lady was in her 60's.
Oh, that poor woman. She must have been horrified.


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:03 pm

Well thats better than the lady that used a washrag with glitter on it.....Rhonda do you remember that one? You sent that one to me once. That might be something for a pm. (wink, wink.)


Don't have that problem with a house full of men Cheryl. Although, I do remember picking up a can of Tinactin and spraying it on my hair thinking it was hairspray. Things like that make us loose our minds when we are older! No




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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:29 pm

Gin wrote:
Well thats better than the lady that used a washrag with glitter on it.....Rhonda do you remember that one? You sent that one to me once. That might be something for a pm. (wink, wink.)

I've done that too, but with not such bad results.


Gin wrote:
Don't have that problem with a house full of men Cheryl. Although, I do remember picking up a can of Tinactin and spraying it on my hair thinking it was hairspray. Things like that make us loose our minds when we are older! No

That sounds so yucky.


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:08 am

Gin wrote:
Well thats better than the lady that used a washrag with glitter on it.....Rhonda do you remember that one? You sent that one to me once. That might be something for a pm. (wink, wink.)



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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:13 am

Well, men could make mistakes time to time...A friend of mine used shaving creme for her legs, and her father, who has very dry skin, mistook it to a cold cream and put it right on his arms and face rubbing it hard over the skin...Well, he was red as a crab in a minute and hot like if he had been right under the sun in a Caribbean beach! thud

The boy friend of my cousin, mistook a feet gel to a hair gel and rubbed it generously over his curls...He said very astonished, that he had never felt his head so FRESH! laugh3

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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:24 am

Vanesa wrote:
Well, men could make mistakes time to time...A friend of mine used shaving creme for her legs, and her father, who has very dry skin, mistook it to a cold cream and put it right on his arms and face rubbing it hard over the skin...Well, he was red as a crab in a minute and hot like if he had been right under the sun in a Caribbean beach! thud

The boy friend of my cousin, mistook a feet gel to a hair gel and rubbed it generously over his curls...He said very astonished, that he had never felt his head so FRESH! laugh3

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VANESA!! ROTFL ROTFL

So funny!!


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:40 am

Vanesa, that is funny and yes men make mistakes.
Here is one of mine; I like to keep my hair short and cut it myself with an electric hair trimmer. Once I forgot to put the spacer on and shaved a 4 inch bald spot on the side of my head. My job didn't allow baseball caps so I had to go to work like that until it grew out. Come to think about it, I should have just shaved it all off.
Ok men, your turn!! Time to admit a mistake!!


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:36 am

Vanesa wrote:
Oh, Cheryl! Said me you didn't look like SpongeBob! ROTFL

It reminds me of my granny's best friend , who was a teacher, and used to dye her hair in dark blonde. Once, I don't know what happened with the thing she was aplying to her head, and when she looked on the mirror, she saws that something was going WRONG. She hurried to wash her hair, but it was late...It looked exactly the same shade than the courtain of her bathroom: DEEP RED! affraid She couldn't take it away, and next morning she MUST go to school in THAT state...Her pupils were all boys...and they were 17 years old.

Of course they laughed at her calling her "The Punk Teacher"....And just think the lady was in her 60's . laugh3

Vanesa.

I wish we had a "like"button. laugh3
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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:39 am

bethandmanly wrote:
My sister-in-law bought my girls makeup for Christmas. They like to get dolled up and have tea parties. On Christmas night, they walked into our bathroom to get made up, and while they usually do a very nice job, this time they decided to use black eye shadow to paint their entire faces so they could look like little black kitties. It took forever to wash that stuff off.

Last night, I had a meeting. I hadn't seen most of these people in probably four years, so I decided to put makeup on so I would look like something other than a disheveled mother and frumpy housewife. I can't see anything without my glasses on, but I have to take them off to apply makeup, so I removed them and put on my blush. What I could see looked awfully dark, so I put my glasses back on. My cheeks were a grotesque mix of pink and black--mostly black, which was immediately sucked into my pores and made me look like SpongeBob after he got dragged through the mud.

I'm guessing either the Lil Diva or the Lil Princess used my brush to paint her face on Christmas and just never said anything.

And the lesson for today is: Always check your makeup brushes before applying your blush.


Again, I wish we had a "like" button. I'd a paid good money to see that. ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:12 am

It was pretty darn funny, Larry. Though when I was pressed for time I didn't think so.


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:34 am

Joe wrote:
Vanesa, that is funny and yes men make mistakes.
Here is one of mine; I like to keep my hair short and cut it myself with an electric hair trimmer. Once I forgot to put the spacer on and shaved a 4 inch bald spot on the side of my head. My job didn't allow baseball caps so I had to go to work like that until it grew out. Come to think about it, I should have just shaved it all off.
Ok men, your turn!! Time to admit a mistake!!

Oh, Joe! I wish I could have seen THAT! laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Dangers of 3 women in one house   Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:16 am

bethandmanly wrote:
It was pretty darn funny, Larry. Though when I was pressed for time I didn't think so.
I got young'uns (the number depends on the day of the week and who's mad at their mom or their mom kicked 'em out since they're not all "technically" mine), but they're all girls but one that stay a while.
They seem to have found it humorous to wait 'til I go to sleep (my meds make me a heavy sleeper) in my recliner and give me a "makeover".

I end up looking like Alice Cooper.

They get me by saying they need...stuff..from the store, and I go before anything else is said.

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