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Joe
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:38 pm

I must apoligize for not maintaining the Outhouse as of late. I will try to be more diligent in the future.
I have done a little re-decorating and have upgraded the A/C to a more powerful unit to help keep you cool. The addition of motion sensors to turn on the lights has been added for your convenience.
Now onto a rather troubling report. To whomever is writing 'Call Joe for a good time' on the walls of the outhouse, please stop. It's just plain rude and you're not even listing my correct phone number.


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:14 pm

^ LOL Your fun Joe. Thank you for air condition. Small space, can get hot easily. Wasn't me who wrote "Call Joe for good time" Must be one of the other ladies.




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:28 pm

Motion lights in the outhouse... you must've read my diary.
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:41 pm

We all did Rob. You left it in the outhouse.


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:49 pm

Rob, why are you writing your diary in the outhouse? *goes read more of Rob's diary.*




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:56 pm

Hmmm, motion lights in the outhouse....do you know how silly one will look flapping their arms to keep the light on? You have to have lights to read you know..... HeeHee



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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:05 pm

I just hooked up the disco ball. EVERYONE will know when the outhouse is in use NOW!

ROB! Page 31 says you were out late last night following a racoon. " The mask is a bit tight, but no one will recognize me for sure."

You better check for ticks. Racconing can be a dirty job.




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:15 pm

Rhonda wrote:
Hmmm, motion lights in the outhouse....do you know how silly one will look flapping their arms to keep the light on? You have to have lights to read you know.....

And a guy can't flap both his arms, because... well, take my word... a guy can't flap both his arms.
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:16 pm

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ROB! Page 31 says you were out late last night following a racoon. " The mask is a bit tight, but no one will recognize me for sure." You better check for ticks. Racconing can be a dirty job.

I was just gonna say, if you read anything really weird in there, it's just ideas for a novel. Yeah, that's it. A novel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:33 pm

Rob wrote:
Gin wrote:
ROB! Page 31 says you were out late last night following a racoon. " The mask is a bit tight, but no one will recognize me for sure." You better check for ticks. Racconing can be a dirty job.

I was just gonna say, if you read anything really weird in there, it's just ideas for a novel. Yeah, that's it. A novel.




Sure, Rob. That's what they all say. laugh3




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:59 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:10 pm

I made Rob, embarrassed. HeeHee




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:09 pm

Rob, you are this close (fingers very close together) to losing your outhouse privilege.


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:30 pm

laugh3

Does the outhouse have plenty of Hollyhocks outside?
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:38 pm

Kamberley wrote:


Does the outhouse have plenty of Hollyhocks outside?

It does now Miss Kamberley.



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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:55 pm

I planted some Hollyhocks in my backyard & while looking up inf about them I came across this.

Did you know? Hollyhocks were often planted next to outhouses long ago. Why, you ask?
So that in the event visitors came calling, a lady need not announce in front of everyone her need to use the privy. As the hollyhocks were next to the outhouse, one merely asked where the hollyhocks were, and when pointed in the direction, did not need to reveal if she were going to admire the hollyhocks or do something else while there.

grinsmiley Thanks for the Hollyhocks Joe
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:13 am

Hollyhocks are beautiful. Wow, I didn't know. Thanks for the info.

Joe, are we allow post pictures inside the outhouse?




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:16 am

Kamberley wrote:
I planted some Hollyhocks in my backyard & while looking up inf about them I came across this.

Did you know? Hollyhocks were often planted next to outhouses long ago. Why, you ask?
So that in the event visitors came calling, a lady need not announce in front of everyone her need to use the privy. As the hollyhocks were next to the outhouse, one merely asked where the hollyhocks were, and when pointed in the direction, did not need to reveal if she were going to admire the hollyhocks or do something else while there.

grinsmiley Thanks for the Hollyhocks Joe

You are most welcome. It is my goal as KOTIO (Keeper of the Ingalls Outhouse) to make your stay as pleasurable as possible.
If some dainty flower were to ask me where the hollyhocks were I don't think I could resist saying 'next to the crapper.'

Miss Buttercup, yes, of course you may take pictures inside the outhouse. But you must keep the lens cover on when doing so.


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:12 am

AHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH!


While admiring the hollyhocks this young fellow frightened me. I do believe next time I will need Jack to admire them with me.





*faint!*
I no longer need to "admire" the hollyhocks........ Ooops




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:40 am

Yikes


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:48 am

Oh my word! Miss Gin, please accept my sincere apology. I was able to track down the snake and had some rather cross words with him in regards to scaring you. He assured me that it will not happen again.
I also spoke with the gardener today and he was relieved of his duties. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.


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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:48 pm

Hey don't fire him on my account. Those slimey guys can get in anywhere. Just glad he was outside and not inside the outhouse. THAT would have been a scene for sure!




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PostSubject: Its The Little Things That Make U Happy   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:35 pm

Joe wrote:
I must apoligize for not maintaining the Outhouse as of late. I will try to be more diligent in the future.
I have done a little re-decorating and have upgraded the A/C to a more powerful unit to help keep you cool. The addition of motion sensors to turn on the lights has been added for your convenience.
Now onto a rather troubling report. To whomever is writing 'Call Joe for a good time' on the walls of the outhouse, please stop. It's just plain rude and you're not even listing my correct phone number.

Not to worry Joe, I'll see that your name and phone number are correct in this one!
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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:07 pm

Kam, you crack me up. Okay, I'll put the cover lens on. All of you, can see black pictures. laugh3




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PostSubject: Re: The Outhouse is now open   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:11 am

Gin wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH!


While admiring the hollyhocks this young fellow frightened me. I do believe next time I will need Jack to admire them with me.





*faint!*
I no longer need to "admire" the hollyhocks........ Ooops

Once, I was swimming in a countryside river and when getting out, I WALKED over one of these creatures all with my naked foot! I feel it slipping softly under it and going away...I run away fastly, but I was so relieved to have let this snake behind me that I didn't get the time to get scared! HeeHee

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