Camera man: "You see, I was out there getting photos of polar bears for this magazine when one of the bears started running right for me."
CM: "There wasn't anywhere for me to hide, so I just stood perfectly still."
CM: "He got so close I could smell the fish on this breath. Then bam, he grabs the camera between his teeth and runs off with it to his den."
Adjuster: "Sir, are you saying the polar bear ate your assignment?"