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Subject: Automobile Acronyms Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:18 pm
Automobile Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot
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Farmer Girl Li'l Miss Milk Maid
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:37 pm
Those are funny! My Grandfather is a big ford guy, and once I asked him if he knew what FORD stood for. (I was going to tell him Found On Road, Dead) then he said, "yea, means First On Race Day!" He got me pretty good.
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:15 am
More Automobile Acronyms
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Man`s Companion Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW Virtually Worthless
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Farmer Girl Li'l Miss Milk Maid
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:03 pm
I showed those to my dad and Grandaddy yesterday, they thought they where FUNNY! My dad said the Mopar stands for: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:19 pm
here's another one for chevrolet: Children have envinted very rich outomobiles leading everytime. GMC: German Milk Cow, Grandma's milk cow or grandpa's milk cow. Toyota: Try out your own trans am
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:46 pm
too funny.
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Subject: Re: Automobile Acronyms Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:19 am