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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyWed Dec 12, 2007 1:18 pm

Automobile Acronyms



AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot




ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyWed Dec 12, 2007 4:37 pm

Those are funny! My Grandfather is a big ford guy, and once I asked him if he knew what FORD stood for. (I was going to tell him Found On Road, Dead) then he said, "yea, means First On Race Day!" He got me pretty good.


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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyThu Dec 13, 2007 8:15 am

More Automobile Acronyms ROTFL



GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless


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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyWed Dec 19, 2007 1:03 pm

I showed those to my dad and Grandaddy yesterday, they thought they where FUNNY!
My dad said the Mopar stands for:
Mostly Old Parts And Rust


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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptySat Jan 19, 2008 12:19 pm

here's another one for chevrolet: Children have envinted very rich outomobiles leading everytime.
GMC: German Milk Cow, Grandma's milk cow or grandpa's milk cow.
Toyota: Try out your own trans am
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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyThu Jan 26, 2012 8:46 pm

ROTFL too funny.


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PostSubject: Re: Automobile Acronyms   Automobile Acronyms EmptyFri Jan 27, 2012 6:19 am

Fords! laugh3


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