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Carol
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PostSubject: CLASSIFIEDS   Wed May 04, 2011 2:55 pm

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.00

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Husband knows everything..

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PostSubject: Re: CLASSIFIEDS   Wed May 04, 2011 6:21 pm

laugh3 laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: CLASSIFIEDS   Wed May 04, 2011 7:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: CLASSIFIEDS   Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:57 pm

ROTFL oh my


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