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PostSubject: My Resume:   Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:49 pm

My Resume:
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor,but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef -figured it would add a little spice to my life,but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker,but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician,but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman,but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center,but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it Was always the same old grind.
So, I tried Retirement and, you know what?
I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB
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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:13 pm

ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:51 pm

LOL! ROTFL That was really good!




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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:22 pm

LOL Susie. That was good happy1


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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:50 pm

:haha:
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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:56 am

That was cute!


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PostSubject: Re: My Resume:   Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:46 am

Cool, Susie! Thanks for the laugh!



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