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PostSubject: 16 Police Comments   Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:20 pm

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos
around the country:


#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."


#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

#14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it'll do any good. Oh did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


The envelope please..................... AND THE
WINNER IS....


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."



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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:49 pm

:Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:54 pm

LOL!!


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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:04 pm

This kind of fits with this theme. I was watching the show cops the other nite and the officer stopped this man for DUI. The cop ask the guy if he knew how much he had to drink and the guy came back with to much cause you stopped me. ROTFL I thought that was a good come back and funny ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Laughing Funny...


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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:50 pm

LOL[/b]
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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:07 pm

cinlynn wrote:
This kind of fits with this theme. I was watching the show cops the other nite and the officer stopped this man for DUI. The cop ask the guy if he knew how much he had to drink and the guy came back with to much cause you stopped me. ROTFL I thought that was a good come back and funny ROTFL

"Cops" can be a funny show. Like the time they caught some guy with a bunch of pills on him, and he said, "No, really. I found these! I was just on my way to the police station to turn them in!" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Mon May 07, 2007 3:48 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Wed May 25, 2011 8:43 pm

laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: 16 Police Comments   Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:59 pm

lol


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