Employee's Lingo

Subject: Employee's Lingo Fri May 04, 2007 7:26 am

Employee's Lingo

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.

I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.

I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.

I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

ROTFL

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2017-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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[color:aaf6=#4b0082:aaf6]I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.
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Subject: Re: Employee's Lingo Fri May 04, 2007 1:57 pm

Rhonda wrote:: I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

Haha.

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Rhonda wrote:: I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

This is ME! LOL.

"It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be happy with simple pleasures and to be cheerful and have courage when things go wrong."

Subject: Re: Employee's Lingo Sat May 05, 2007 10:37 am

For those who are thinking it is time to quit? Here you go........

Reasons to Leave Work

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.

3. Ran out of paper clips.

4. I've decided to telecommute.

5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.

6. It's a long drive home to Texas.

7. One-day sale at Macy's.

8. My brain is melting!

9. I think they found me out...

10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2017-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

Subject: Re: Employee's Lingo Sat May 05, 2007 2:35 pm

Rhonda wrote:: Employee's Lingo

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.

I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.

I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.

I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

Hey! Maybe my son, Damis, should have used some of those on his first job application. You know, to "dress it up" a bit! :think: ROTFL

Last night we bought advanced tickets for tonight for "Spiderman 3." We were going to see it light night but the nearby movie theater that was showing it on two screens, all showtimes were sold out and the other movie theater that was showing it on three screens, all shows sold out!

"I would fight for you - I'd lie for you - walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you..."

Subject: Re: Employee's Lingo Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:36 pm

“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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