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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptyFri May 04, 2007 7:26 am

Employee's Lingo

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.

I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.

I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.

I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.


ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptyFri May 04, 2007 1:01 pm

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[color:aaf6=#4b0082:aaf6]I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.
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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptyFri May 04, 2007 1:57 pm

Rhonda wrote:

I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.


Haha.


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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptyFri May 04, 2007 8:39 pm

Rhonda wrote:
I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

ROTFL

This is ME! grinsmiley LOL.


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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptySat May 05, 2007 10:37 am

For those who are thinking it is time to quit? Here you go........ ROTFL

Reasons to Leave Work

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.

3. Ran out of paper clips.

4. I've decided to telecommute.

5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.

6. It's a long drive home to Texas.

7. One-day sale at Macy's.

8. My brain is melting!

9. I think they found me out...

10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.


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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptySat May 05, 2007 2:35 pm

Rhonda wrote:
Employee's Lingo

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.

I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.

I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.

I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.


ROTFL

Hey! Maybe my son, Damis, should have used some of those on his first job application. You know, to "dress it up" a bit! :think: ROTFL

Last night we bought advanced tickets for tonight for "Spiderman 3." We were going to see it light night but the nearby movie theater that was showing it on two screens, all showtimes were sold out and the other movie theater that was showing it on three screens, all shows sold out!


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PostSubject: Re: Employee's Lingo   Employee's Lingo EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 11:36 pm

ROTFL


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