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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Deep Thoughts   Thu May 10, 2007 7:14 am

Deep Thoughts :think:

- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

- Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

- Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Thu May 10, 2007 10:07 am

LOL So true... :think:


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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Thu May 10, 2007 12:21 pm

ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Mon May 14, 2007 9:10 am

More Deep Thoughts



- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

- Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

- Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

- If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

- Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

- Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

- Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

- Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

- Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

- Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live with women?

- If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?


OhMy Laughing ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Mon May 14, 2007 12:19 pm

lolololololol
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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Wed May 16, 2007 2:04 am

Rhonda wrote:
More Deep Thoughts



-- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?


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Because they're the ones telling us the mother in law jokes... :shifty:
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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Wed May 16, 2007 7:52 am

:Hahaha: You're probably right...........



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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Fri May 18, 2007 9:03 am

LOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Fri May 18, 2007 3:48 pm

Haha those we're cute.


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PostSubject: Re: Deep Thoughts   Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:25 pm

ROTFL very funny


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