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PostSubject: Am I a great salesman or what???   Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:26 am



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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:20 am

Eenteresting...


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:48 am

My favorite parts:

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How can you call yourself civilized if you don't own a battery powered salt grinder? It's 2012, time to upgrade and save your wrist all the pain and strife of constantly shaking pre-grinded salt. The number one cause of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) is shaking salt out of old fashioned salt shakers. That's a fact, I think.


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This is not the work of the devil, but science has yet to figure out how or why magnets work. Maybe they have, I don't know, I don't read alot.

I'll take 'em both! But not really. "I'll take 'em both" is just an expression, like "Not bad, and you?" But thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:58 pm

wow.


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:17 pm

You crack me up, Joe. laugh3
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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:40 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:54 pm

Thanks guys but I guess I'm not that great because hardly anybody has shown interest in them. Ranting


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:04 am

Hey if you make the news SOMEONE will want it then. Keep trying!




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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:53 pm

Gin wrote:
Hey if you make the news SOMEONE will want it then. Keep trying!

Hey!! Good idea!! Ok, I'm off to rob a bank. Lemmie see....where did I put my ski mask?? hummm. FOUND IT!! cold How do I look?


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:59 pm

NO...not like that! You know...like the TOMKAT water recently put on ebay...it made news. I think it finally sold for $300? not sure. If its odd....odd people will buy it.




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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:36 pm

I'm some one will buy it


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:58 pm

I am almost convinced that I need a battery powered salt grinder. Like it is a necessity for my health. Or, at least necessary to save my wrists. Next time I need to sell something, I'll be sure and consult you, Joe. Such a way with words!


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PostSubject: Re: Am I a great salesman or what???   Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:07 pm

You got it Miss Pam!!
I told my mom about the salt grinder auction and she said, "Don't sell that! I want it." So I took it off ebay. Smile


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