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Gin
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PostSubject: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:30 pm

Your son sends you a text from the school bathroom that reads:

I need toilet paper!


Me: Hmm, that might be a challenge.
Son: Don't have any leaves either.
Me: Sock?
Son: Didn't wear any!
Me: Darn, well you are beached.
Son: Alrighty, I'm done.
Me: WONDERFUL!
Son: Spread the cheeks wide and hope for the best!
Me: YOU ARE DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY THIS WEEK!
Son: I love you mom!
Me: Jesus loves the little children, and its a good thing!

YES, this is Madison...life is so interesting with him around.




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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:35 pm

OH GOODNESS GIN!!! This is SO my boys!!!! hahahaha laugh3



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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:47 pm

ROTFL


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Gin
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:00 pm

He got home and told me he did " the bathroom stall shuffle" Looked both ways and hopped over to another stall to get toilet paper. I KNEW I had raised a smart boy!




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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:38 pm

HeeHee Have I got a story to tell you about Jake in Basic......



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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:13 pm

ROTFL


“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:48 pm

Laughing Too funny.


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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:52 pm

boys must be a handful/


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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:51 pm

I am having to peel myself off the floor!! ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:48 pm

Good one, Gin! ROTFL laugh3

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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a Mom when....   Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:22 pm

What a cute story. Gotta love boys.
That is something my son would do......and my daughter! sigh!!


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