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PostSubject: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptySun Feb 25, 2007 10:17 pm

Check these out... Politically Correct terms! Happy0149

Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Bald - folically independent
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Earthquake - geological correction
Fat - People of Mass
Frog - amphibian American
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Stoned - Chemically inconvenienced.

Politically Correct Terms For Females: Politically Correct terms! Character0304

She does not get drunk, she is accidentally over served
or she becomes verbally dyslexic.
She does not have a killer body, she is terminally attractive.
She does not sun bathe, she experiences solar enhancement.
She is not a bad cook, she is microwave compatible.
She is not hooked on soap operas, she is melodramatically fixated.
You do not ask her to dance, you request a precoital rhythmic experience.

Politically Correct Terms For Males: Politically Correct terms! Character0184

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations
He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive
He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal


Politically Correct Phrases For Students: Politically Correct terms! Character0148

Your homework isn't missing, it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
It's not called gossip any more. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners: Politically Correct terms! Animal0048

My cat does not barf hairballs he is a floor/rug redecorator
My cat does not break things she helps gravity do its job
My cat does not yowl he is singing off-key
My cat is not a "shedding machine" she is a hair relocation stylist
My cat is not fat he is mass enhanced
My cat is not hydrophobic she has an inability to appreciate moisture
My cat is not lazy he is motivationally challenged
My cat is not underfoot she is leading me to my next destination
(the food dish!)

Politically Correct terms! Happy0193


Politically Correct terms! Horses10
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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptySun Feb 25, 2007 10:24 pm

ROTFL You're on a roll tonight Carol! I love it!


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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptyMon Feb 26, 2007 12:22 am

LOL, me too. I think I remember seeing this one before, but I still enjoyed reading it nonetheless! Thanks Carol grinsmiley


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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptyMon Feb 26, 2007 11:44 am

:woohooo: :haha: ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptyMon Feb 26, 2007 4:34 pm

Laughing Those are great!
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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptyTue Feb 27, 2007 11:11 pm

Very cute! :haha:


Politically Correct terms! LMKeeper


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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptySun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm

Thumbsup very true.


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laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Politically Correct terms!   Politically Correct terms! EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 4:44 pm

Love the gastronomically expressive! Laughing I will have to use that some time!


However, I don't believe in politically correct; I believe in freedom of speech.


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