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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Tue May 22, 2007 7:20 am

If Microsoft made toasters

Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster Vista would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that let's you control how light or dark you want your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances. If they couldn't prove that they were purchased legitimately then they would no longer work. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.

If Apple made toasters

It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be a little picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.

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PostSubject: Re: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Wed May 23, 2007 8:08 am

HA HA :Hahaha: I want one of those toasters.:haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Wed May 23, 2007 8:58 am

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PostSubject: Re: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pm

Wow! Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Thu May 24, 2007 3:35 pm

Haha!


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PostSubject: Re: Toasters by Other Manufacturers   Sat May 26, 2007 3:45 pm

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